Get off at subway stop near bar.
Drink heavily (what's one more? I'm only buzzed).
Chat with folks 10-15 years younger than you.
Feel old and silly.
Walk on platform repeatedly while waiting for train in futile atempt to burn off calories ingested.
Get bacon & cheese sandwich at local deli on the way home to absorb alcohol.
Check email to see who loves you (bad idea).
Write silly entry in blog.